Roughnecks are Good at Sensitive Stuff
Three Roughnecks were working up in the derrick: Cooter,
Lonnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls
out of the derrick and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Lonnie says, “Well, someone
should go and tell his wife.” Donnie says, “OK, I’m pretty good at
that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Lonnie
says, “Where did you get that beer, Donnie?” “Cooter’s wife gave it
to me,” Lonnie replies.” That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her
husband was dead and she gave you beer?”
“Well, not exactly”, Donnie says. “When she answered the door, I
said to her, you must be Cooter’s widow’.”
She said, “You must be mistaken, I’m not a widow.”
Then I said “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.”
Roughnecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.