Doctor, Roughneck...There was a Lawyer, a Doctor, and a Roughneck
all ponied up to the urinals in restroom.
The Lawyer got done, he goes to the sink and barely dips his
fingers in the water and uses about 1/2 a towel to dry them. "I
went to Harvard law school," he proudly boasts," they taught us to
be very conscience of the environment!"
Doctor gets done, uses about 3 gallons of water to wash all the way
to his elbows while the other two watch. "I went to Johns Hopkins,
they taught us to be very clean in everything."
The Roughneck gets done, zips up, and heads towards the door. The
Lawyer and Doctor look at him, puzzled. "I went to the University
of Texas," as he looks at the uppity professionals,"they taught us
not to p*ss on our hands!"