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"Oil Field Trash?  That's me brother!  Always joke around about it, but it says that right on my hat "Oil Field Trash and Damn Proud of It""

"OK...So I stand up and tell everyone:  "What I have in this glass is fracking fluid"  but do I get to see them make this stuff?  Let me see the analysis and then I'll make a decision."

"What size drill pipe was it?  "

"I saw that happpen once. I was relief driller filling out my books when the shift driller asked me if I wanted to start pulling out of the hole....like I was going to relieve him early...I told him set back the kelly and I'd be out there. He…"

"Did it the dumb way for years...never thought of the problems I could have had...Great Tip"

"I have a question: How does the wire line melt?"

"Someone should have posted a note on the crane levers explaining the outriggers were up...."

"They run rigs like we did thirty years ago. Spinning chains slapping hands in the face(never happened on my rig).... tongs being pulled and knocking hands accross the floor (I've seen that once)....hurry, hurry, hurry...to hell with…"